On Sunday, I left MI6 at 1100 hours and went to IAH (George Bush International Airport) for a flight to STL (St. Louis). I arrived at 1500 and picked up domestic motorized transport and made rendezvous local agents at Latitude 36.74 North, Longitude 91.86 West. I arrived here at Station H Sunday night.
Note: "Stations" does not mean radio stations. In the MI6, we call all locations "stations". Stations are classed by risk factor. For example, Category A stations can be found in Greece and Portugal, Class B stations are in Jamaica, Mexico and the Dominican Republic, Class C stations exist in New York and Los Angeles, New Zealand is a Class Y station. The Commonwealth, where there is little to no risk, is the only Class Z station on record. (The preceding information is shared only with my top operatives and will self-destruct in five seconds if given to outsiders.)
There is a weekly classified paper, called in by MI6 called last September for special work in the print category, and it has been named Station H. It had a record month in April, which was six figures plus. Major Anya Amasova (Deb Cotter) leads the agents in the field. Her defining quote is, "Hey Sean, when this mission is over, I will kill you." There is quite a story going on here.
Once I arrived last night, the technical staff swept my room for bugs and other means of electronic surveillance. My room is electronically shielded and lined with up to a foot of sheet rock and brick for secure, encrypted communications. I also sent my coordinates to MoD (Ministry of Defence-Sugarland) and SNUFFBOX as well as 22 SAS. The following message is for NA (North American) EYES ONLY ALPHA.
Monday, I recognized special efforts by our agents at Station O (Ozarks) before proceeding to Station H. Tom Marhefka was awarded in January as our Executive of the Year 2009, and he was presented his award along with Phyllis Papp who was also presented with her award for Sales Manager of the Year 2009. Both of them helped produced a 12 months straight effort of exceeding their sales goals for Station O. Both of them were recognized today in front of their technical and experienced personnel corps.
There are many stories from last week and little time to discuss all the success of our agents. Here is one flash intelligence scoop that came from Stacy Sutton also known as Agent Krystina at Station K (Kelowna).
Hey Sean,
So I had this client tell me that one of the competing reps brought him a rose and a card that said, "I would really appreciate your business". He told me that he signed with her because of this. A little background on the guy: He's the owner of Green Works Home Solutions; he was in contraction for a long time, and still is in a way. A total boy's boy; my kind of guy.
I did sign him for May as well but he said that he wants something from me! He requested chocolate, and I told him, "I will see what I can do." So I went and got a set of chocolate golf balls, wrapped them nicely and added a card that said, "It takes a lot of balls to deal with reps the way you do, and I love it! So here's a little chocolate for you to show you that I truly do appreciate your business. P.S. Thanks for keeping me on my toes."
I thought you would like that.
Krystina Stowell
Advertising Account Manager
http://www.castanet.net - Kelowna's HomepageNice work Krystina! Her defining dialog is: "I'd sell everything and live in a tent before I give up."
So, there's a little of my life from last week and into this week.
Special OPS: Thank you for sending the encrypted electronic LPG TEMPEST recaps and I appreciate your diligence in sending them.
I'll be heading back to MI6 on Saturday and then on to Station W in Wisconsin on Sunday. More from the field later!
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